Here is a collection of some really nice and humorous Facebook status..
I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!
"How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible"
┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
̿̿̿ ̿` ̿`̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/`̿`̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!
"How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible"
┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
̿̿̿ ̿` ̿`̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/`̿`̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
